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Ksmickero
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  09:40:02 AM  Show Profile  Send Ksmickero an AOL message  Send Ksmickero a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Trust me it's not just in america it's all over the world. Just look around the net you'll find a site that has dumb laws in other countries too.

Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on! ODDBALL



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irishred
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  09:52:24 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ksmickero, I gues you are right, it's not just us. There are some weird laws out there though.



irishred



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Revilo42
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  4:39:44 PM  Show Profile  Visit Revilo42's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The British Parliament has a committee dedicated to deleting obsolete laws. They get rid of about 100 a session. The last estimated completion time I heard is sometime in the 22nd Century!

Cheers!

David
www.thebeadman.net



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nudeisntlewd
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  5:01:36 PM  Show Profile  Send nudeisntlewd a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Revilo42

The British Parliament has a committee dedicated to deleting obsolete laws. They get rid of about 100 a session. The last estimated completion time I heard is sometime in the 22nd Century!

Cheers!

David
www.thebeadman.net


By then, I'm sure there will be a lot more obsolete laws for Parliment to consider!
The laws of today. So I suppose that work will never be complete.

Randy



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/14/2004 :  04:12:00 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Arkansas:

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. (Yikes!, not moving there!)

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

Kim =^.^=



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melissastarr
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Posted - 02/14/2004 :  05:48:08 AM  Show Profile  Visit melissastarr's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sadly, that Arkansas law about wife beating would be a gift to many women who are abused daily.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer!

In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same

Prostitutes in San Francisco are not obliged to make change for bills larger than $50.

In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted

In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club. (NOTE: nudists probably don't have a problem with this.)

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)

In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

Melissa



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/16/2004 :  05:04:25 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
California:

Animals are banned from mating publically within 1500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

No vehickle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Kim =^.^=



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/17/2004 :  04:59:36 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Conneticut:

In order for a pickle to be a pickle, it must bounce.

Georgia:

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Idaho:

It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds

Kim =^.^=



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nudetoo
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Posted - 02/17/2004 :  6:23:31 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
from the army,and still on the books
no trooper may leave the post of fort riley without his horse, rifle, pack and full canteen.
also, no trooper will be allowed to kill a buffalo from the barracks window.



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/18/2004 :  04:42:23 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Illinois:

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

The English language is not to be spoken.

Indiana:

Liquor stores may not sell milk.

Check forgery can be punished with public flogging, up to 100 stripes.

You can get out of paying fo a dependants medical care by praying for him/her.

Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendancy to habitually kiss other humans.

The value of Pi is 4, not 3.1415

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. After 2 centuries, still debating that one.

Kim =^.^=



Edited by - Kimberly on 02/18/2004 04:46:40 AM

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Revilo42
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Posted - 02/18/2004 :  4:20:20 PM  Show Profile  Visit Revilo42's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kimberly,

I though the law was that Pi is 3 (not 3.141415927...). Something to do with Solomon having a circular table 2 cubits across and 6 cubits around (Google calculator says 1 cubit = 45.72 centimeters - the length of the forearm with fingers extended, see http://www.ncsli.org/misc/cubit.cfm).

Not being able to believe there was something in the Bible that was the literal truth (even though Pi had not been determined when Solomon was around, the Egyptian Royal Cubit Master wasn't available, and it's notoriously difficult to accurately measure circles with an extended forearm), the lawmakers decreed the value of Pi. This may be why their carts went bump, bump, bump...

Cheers!

David
www.thebeadman.net



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  10:49:20 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Iowa:

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Louisianna:

One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

It is illgal to rob a bank, and then shoot at the teller with a water pistol.


Maine:

Shotguns are required to be taken to Church in the event of a Native American Attack.

Kim =^.^=



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nudetoo
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  8:26:56 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kim where are you finding these?


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nudetoo
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  8:35:30 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
found some,
in fla. it is an offense to shower naked! and it is aginst the law to have sex with a porcupine!



Edited by - nudetoo on 02/19/2004 8:38:24 PM

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nudetoo
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Posted - 02/19/2004 :  8:50:29 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tennessee,
a deffinition of a dumb animal must include every living creature.
more than 8 women may not live in the same residence, since that would constitute a brothel.
driving is not to be done while asleep.
in lenior county, when you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming!
in Knoxville all buildings must have a hitching post out front.
in Memphis it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man running in front of it waving a RED flag to warn approaching motorist or pedestrians.
in Georgia donkeys may not be kept in bath tubs.

there is too many of them have a look
www//dumblaws.com



Edited by - nudetoo on 02/19/2004 8:56:48 PM

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