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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/06/2004 :  12:06:20 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Saw a well endowed lady wearing a T-shirt that said My face is up here ( arrow pointing up)

Kim =^.^=



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Bikeracer
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Posted - 02/06/2004 :  01:34:10 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Saw a strange guy taking a shower with clothes on...Shoulda' been nude...On the other hand, I shot an elephant with my pajamas on, how it got my pajamas on, I'll never know...But, I went to Africa and shot an elephant. I tried to get the tusks out but couldn't, but in Alabama, the tusk'a'loosa...I know, dating meself with Groucho lines...Maybe you should be nude cuz' it's so really cool. It's natural, it's not a big thing. But that's just my opinion.

Nude in the pacific northwest



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sailordave
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Posted - 02/06/2004 :  01:37:31 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That would be so funny! I would love to stand behind or beside her to watch the guys' eyes hit her chest the right back up to her face. I can think of a few other ideas, "They can't hear you"; "They don't come with ears"; "Caught you looking"; "If you're reading this, you have no chance with me"


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Ksmickero
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Posted - 02/06/2004 :  04:23:42 AM  Show Profile  Send Ksmickero an AOL message  Send Ksmickero a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Just out of curiousity what would the the top 10 list for not being nude.
I would do it myself but I'm not good at top ten list.

Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on! ODDBALL



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/06/2004 :  12:55:34 PM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
I think cold might make the top pf the list Ksmickero.

Kim =^.^=



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Ksmickero
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Posted - 02/06/2004 :  3:17:33 PM  Show Profile  Send Ksmickero an AOL message  Send Ksmickero a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
That's one
1.) Having to deal with the cold
2.) Having to run somewhere to put on some clothes when the doorbell rings is another.
3.) Not knowing if some perv has spread a picture of you across the net.

Just seven more.

Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on! ODDBALL



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/07/2004 :  02:06:49 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Yeah those are pretty bad Ksmickero.

Kim =^.^=



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Sundance36
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Posted - 02/07/2004 :  03:29:44 AM  Show Profile  Click to see Sundance36's MSN Messenger address  Send Sundance36 a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
no 10 enjoy hiding from cops at beach.
no 9 don't have to wash clothes
no 8 don't have to learn sbout filter in dryer.
no 7 don't get paint on clothes while painting.
no 6 To learn acceptance of all body types.
no 5 Everyone is equal ststis wise. IE no designier clothes.
no 4 Having someone body paint on you.
no 3 Not feeling weird being the only one nude in hot tub
no 2 the free feeling you get across your whole body
no 1 NOT WEARING ONE OF THOSE WET COLD BATHING SUITS. VERY UNCONFORTABLE>



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/07/2004 :  11:14:35 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Good ones Sundance36.

Kim =^.^=



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chic
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Posted - 02/07/2004 :  3:42:58 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Sundances #1 is one of the best reasons. Like sleeping nude, after swimmung nude, you'll never ware a swimsuit again.

Chic



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irishred
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Posted - 02/08/2004 :  08:12:16 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chic, I agree with you. Sundances's number 1 choice is the best. I hate the feeling of a wet bathing suit. lol



irishred



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Kimberly
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Posted - 02/08/2004 :  10:44:14 AM  Show Profile  Send Kimberly a Yahoo! Message  Reply with Quote
Its ben a while since I have worn a bathing suit. The last time was at a party at a friends house. They are not nudists, so we could not go bare. I had forgotten how uncomfortable a wet bathing suit can be.

Kim =^.^=



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calmnude
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Posted - 02/08/2004 :  11:07:56 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
bathing suit. havent bought one in over 20 yrs. emergency suit is pair of old cut-off jeans. the other things are too big.


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irishred
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  10:00:19 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was talking to an older gent the other day. We got on the subject of summer, swimming, pools, etc. he told me that in the YMCAs and also when he went to an all boys high school, no one wore suits in the pool. I found that interesting. Obviously both the YMCA and high school were not "nudist" places, yet there was no problem with not wearing a suit.



irishred



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nudetoo
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Posted - 02/13/2004 :  5:52:59 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
mabey there was a rule about wet bathing suits in the hall?

Just me, Willy



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