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CoolNude72
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 Posted - 11/23/2005 : 10:11:08 PM
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For me it was horseback riding. OWIE!  Never again.
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FireProf
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 Posted - 11/23/2005 : 11:40:08 PM
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Lock myself out of the house while nude. I had to jump over our 6' block wall, sneek out to the front of the house to where the hide a key was.....I ended up with;
a huge scrape on my abdomen, a pulled muscle in my arm trying to pull myself up the wall to begin with, jumped down and caught my big toe on the brick planter next door and got this big laceration on the bottom of my foot, bled all over the front yard patio, pulled another muscle gettin my naked, bleeding, scraped and muscle aching body over the wall, bled on the carpet inside the house, caught cleaned up and bandaged up just to catch heck from the Prof when she got home about bleeding on the carpet.
I did clean it all up after I recouped for a short while.
That's is the dumbest thing I've done. Oh by the way, the hide a key is now in the back yard!
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Cheri
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Posted - 11/24/2005 : 11:04:18 AM
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The one thing that stands out in my mind is sitting nude on a 42-inch snow drift on April 6th when I was living in Okla. just to have a photo taken....then run to the hot tub and almost dive into it. LOL
Hugs, Cheri
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NudeAl
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Posted - 11/24/2005 : 11:55:25 AM
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Frying bacon OW! I now wear an apron or T-shirt.
"The best dress for walking is nakedness." Colin Fletcher
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nudetoo
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Posted - 11/25/2005 : 12:35:52 AM
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ridding down to the creek in 8" of snow in 14 deg,temp just for a pic. but, i did not have a hot tub, burrrrrrr!( but fun)
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CoolNude72
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Posted - 11/26/2005 : 7:42:55 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by NudeAl
Frying bacon OW! I now wear an apron or T-shirt.
I can definately relate to that, as most nudists here I think will agree as well.
Ray
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sw2sweendog
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Posted - 11/28/2005 : 10:39:59 PM
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slept nude on top of a 5 ton tatical dump truck in the middle of iraq,at the start of the war.
got stress?GET NAKED!
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Bare in the Desert
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Posted - 11/29/2005 : 2:32:14 PM
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Mmm. Well the dumbest thing I've ever done nude is work with my table saw... without proper eye protections. :)
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LisaS
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Posted - 11/29/2005 : 4:52:30 PM
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Well the dumbest thing i ever done nude was run through my house to get the phone and i slid on a rug on a woob floor in my kitchen. I slid right inot the refrigerator and my chest hit the two door handles. After that painfull experience i have never run in my kitchen again lol
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Quiet Bob
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Posted - 12/01/2005 : 5:20:19 PM
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I guess it has to be when I was working on the laptop in the backyard last summer. It had been 90 degrees for several days and I was working from home. This was a daily routine for several days. When I tried to get back into the house on this day, I discovered that the sliding glass patio door was locked. We keep our front door locked so that wasn't an option. We had been keeping a spare key beneath the deck but I couldn't find it. I finally decided that I would call my wife at work and ask her where we moved it but realized that even though she was in her office and I had a cell phone on the table next to me, it was useless -- I left my electrolarynx in the house, and without it the most I can do is mouth my words. So I quietly pondered my options (and wondered if this was the day that a friend of my wife's was planning on stopping by to drop something off, and I was reasonably sure that it was). I wanted call the friend to see if she was planning on stopping by (and rescheduling). She lives two doors away and we're pretty good friends, but this could be awkward. (--And again, there is that sound problem).
Then the light dawned: I had come into the backyard from the laundry room. That door to the backyard was open. Talk about a dead brain cell.
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Cheri
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Posted - 12/01/2005 : 6:34:18 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Quiet Bob
I guess it has to be when I was working on the laptop in the backyard last summer. It had been 90 degrees for several days and I was working from home. This was a daily routine for several days. When I tried to get back into the house on this day, I discovered that the sliding glass patio door was locked. We keep our front door locked so that wasn't an option. We had been keeping a spare key beneath the deck but I couldn't find it. I finally decided that I would call my wife at work and ask her where we moved it but realized that even though she was in her office and I had a cell phone on the table next to me, it was useless -- I left my electrolarynx in the house, and without it the most I can do is mouth my words. So I quietly pondered my options (and wondered if this was the day that a friend of my wife's was planning on stopping by to drop something off, and I was reasonably sure that it was). I wanted call the friend to see if she was planning on stopping by (and rescheduling). She lives two doors away and we're pretty good friends, but this could be awkward. (--And again, there is that sound problem).
Then the light dawned: I had come into the backyard from the laundry room. That door to the backyard was open. Talk about a dead brain cell.
Bob, Things such as you retold have a habbit of not repeating themselves. Welcome to these boards.
Regards, Cheri
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guitarzan
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Posted - 12/04/2005 : 07:33:55 AM
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I guess this qualifies as pretty dumb!
I used to work in the music business as a sound engineer. One of my gigs took me regulary to the "Old Port" area of Portland, Maine. I usually tried to avoid overnight "Band Accomodations" as they are typically pretty bad, and jumped at the chance to take an overnight room on the third floor of a venue known as the "Old Port Tavern". Anyone know where it is? Anyhow, after the gig was over, I got settled into a a darn nice room, considering where it was, and since I was the only one of the band/crew who chose to stay here for the night, I could finally take a nice hot shower, and go to bed nude. I have been sleeping nude for nearly my entire adult life, and it was usually not a choice when on the road, as you're often sharing accomodations.
I was even able to just leave the shower room, and take the trip down the hallway nude, (almost like being home where I am nearly always naked) as by now it was 3:30AM, and I was the only person on the whole floor of that building. I had settled into bed, and was just dropping off to sleep, when I heard a lot of clatter and commotion in the street below. I got up, very groggy, I couldn't see the part of the street I wanted to from my room's window and being concerned about my truck parked on the street overnight, I left the room, went down the hall, and didn't figure I needed anything on since it was so late, and I was sure the floor was vacant, save for me.
Down towards the end of the hall was the entry door to the floor area I was on, which had a good heavy commercial passage door. I pushed the bar on the door to open it, continued on to the windows where I could see my truck, and heard this heavy door slam shut, echoe-ing down the hall...whoops, stupid here did NOT bring the keys to open that door back up! The "crash bar" allows one to go OUT the door, but a key is required to come back in...the key was still in my room...I was in panic mode now!
You can imagine how stupid I felt. Without making this already long story too long, I had to figure out a way to get back on the other side of that door. There was a false ceiling, but it was 14 feet overhead, and there are no other ways to get past that door, save for go outside, and summon a cop. This being Portland, Maine, I didn't figure a naked man at 4:40 AM on the sidewalk would be that unusual! I ended up having to wedge my self against the hall wall, and use my foot to push the door handle sideways off the door, revealing the mechanism inside, and I could finagle the mechanism to open the door.
The venue stopped allowing the use of the room(s) after that, I wonder why...if any one reading this is or was an owner of the OPT, I appologize for breaking your door! It was necessary!
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old hippie
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Posted - 12/04/2005 : 1:11:22 PM
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So far the score is:
(3) locked out
(2) sitting in snow
(1) each, of various other amusing stuff
I can't believe I am the only one who fell asleep at the beach and got more sun than was prudent or expected and had trouble sitting or walking for a couple days.
Let's fess up, all you sunburners!
Dum vivimus, vivamus!
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Cheri
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Posted - 12/04/2005 : 2:48:06 PM
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Hippie, I've gone out on a sailboat forgetting sunscreen. Yup, I was toasty red in a few hours. LOL
Hugs, Cheri
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Bare in the Desert
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Posted - 12/06/2005 : 12:55:45 AM
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Originally posted by old hippie
So far the score is:
(3) locked out
(2) sitting in snow
(1) each, of various other amusing stuff
I can't believe I am the only one who fell asleep at the beach and got more sun than was prudent or expected and had trouble sitting or walking for a couple days.
Let's fess up, all you sunburners!
Dum vivimus, vivamus!
Oh yea, I forgot about that. I didn't fall asleep but just kinda zoned out for a while in the backyard and sun burned my backside enough to where sitting was outta the question for the next couple of days.
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Jiff
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Posted - 12/10/2005 : 11:43:08 PM
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One time, after it was already dark, i realized that i had not gotten the mail yet. I decided that as long as it was dark, i wouldnt bother putting any clothes on. i got to the end of my driveway and opened the mailbox, and suddenly realized that the neighbors across the street were out on their driveway. i dont know if they saw me or not, but i ran back inside quickly.
another time, (this is pretty similar to other peoples experiences)i went out the back door to let my dog out. when i tried to get back in, the door was locked. since i was naked, i didnt have a key on me or anything. lukily though, the garage doors has a key pad to open it so i was able to sneak around to the front and get back inside.
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